I noticed you guys are really into stories, so I decided to tell more.
I was in my father’s house when Kay (my best guy) called me and said he wanted to have a games night and needed my help planning, you know, as an OG that I am. I was happy and ready to help. I started looking online for different games we could play. Thankfully, I once bookmarked a Twitter thread on party game ideas. Kay went out in planning; he rented a house in Ikoyi for the night. A big, almost eight bedroom duplex. He had a lot of friends, and everyone was allowed to come; it was an open invitation as long as you came with drinks. I got to Kay’s place by 5 pm, trying to get everything in place for the night, which was supposed to start at 10 pm. I met two ladies at his home, said hi to them, and seemed pretty normal to me. Kay and I then went out to get a bucket of chicken, drinks, pizza, and more drinks. We wrapped up everything and got back to his place almost 2hrs later, say 7 pm. To my surprise, the girls I met there earlier had gone entirely south; I couldn’t understand how and why people I saw 2hrs earlier had taken a 100-degree turn; why were they suddenly acting weird and crazy? The nerdy one who had on glasses was suddenly touching my thighs. “Oh my God, I love your skin” I was seriously confused; later, I learned from Kay that some forces were now in control.
Our ride was here, and it was time to head to the venue. Imagine a car ride with three girls, 2 of them high as kites and a guy with a bomb ass playlist. Mad right? It was a full-blown carpool karaoke, Kay shuffling beautiful music and everyone singing along and starting conversations on all the different artists. We talked about how the nerdy girl looked like Lady Donli and even sounded so much like her. We laughed and laughed; that ride is arguably one of the best car rides of my existence. It already set the mood and vibe for the night. We got to the venue past 9 pm; We only met two other guys there; Kay and I immediately started prepping for the games, setting cups, grouping and marking tables while being entertained by our royal highnesses. It was fun, and the house was getting fuller in no time. While we were getting stuff ready, Otedola, a guy – who happened to be Kay’s friend, came to join hands. He was goofy, didn’t talk much, and was quirky even in his silence and most importantly, he seemed normal.
Everything was set, and everyone was seated in the formation the games master approved. It wasn’t as rowdy as I expected; there were 20-25 people in total. Kay was the game’s master; even though he tried, there was no way he could hide his expertise; he was very good at it; it was obvious this wasn’t his first, second or third time doing it. He carried everyone along. We played purely platonic games, most of it with cups, cards, and booze. We were starting to enjoy ourselves when suddenly Nepa happened. Everywhere was stark dark, which was surprising because the house is located in one of the few areas with stable electricity in Lagos, scratch that, in Nigeria. We were all wondering what happened and hoping they’d bring back the light, especially because we had no backup plan. We waited a while, but nothing. We later found out on Twitter that there was a general blackout in Lagos. Kay quickly rushed to get fuel when I first noticed this petite lady. I was stealing glances at her because she had the same stature, which I often don’t see. She looked like me, so I was paying close attention to her, how she walked, her mannerisms, etc. Just trying to get an idea of how people see me. She was cute, like me 🌚 When the power went out, I saw her and a guy giggling and cuddling; it was dark and kind of expected, so it was nothing I couldn’t handle. Also, the guy looked good, so it helped that she had good taste, again, just like me 🌚 Generator came on, and we were ready to continue. The day before, I made Kay promise we’d play normal games first and get into the unclean part late (hoping I’d be asleep by then). To God be the glory, everyone took a bite of that evil brownies, so they were too high and drunk to care what game it was as long as it made them laugh. Then it was time for truth or dare, and ngl, that was the most boring truth or dare I had ever experienced. Mostly because people were already so tired and ready to sleep, even Kay, the games master, went MIA mid-game only to be found sleeping in the middle of two women later. A king. Everyone shared rooms and went to bed. Like the night owl that I am, I obviously couldn’t sleep; I was in the sitting room when I saw Otedola, the guy I met earlier when we were prepping awake in the sitting room, on his phone; I walked over to him and asked if he wanted to play cards with me to pass the time, he agreed, and he was so easy to talk to. We took turns beating each other (no pun intended). We were also having the most beautiful conversations. We were sitting in the middle of the room, in front of a big table, people were sleeping on every couch, we were just there playing cards and chatting when all of a sudden we heard lip sounds coming from the kitchen, we both acted like nothing happened, after about 20mins a guy and a lady walked out. Immediately they came out, and another duo went it; it was like they were taking turns in the kitchen; even then, Otedola and I were still clearly acting naive, but we continued minding our business. The petite girl was sleeping on a couch right beside us. The cute guy she was cuddling came out of nowhere when the power went out. He went straight to the petite lady sleeping and started kissing her, she was awake, and she was all in. They were making out like that was their last day on earth; that was when Otedola and I started laughing and looking at each other like, “are you seeing what I’m seeing?” When the make-out got steamy, the guy stood up and turned off the lights; He didn’t care about Otedola and me. We were playing cards, FFS 😂 He just stood up, turned off the lights and went straight to continue. I think I was more impressed by his balls than angry. I completely understood he was horny but mans got no respect…At all. They were very loud, so they almost ate each other up. It wasn’t my first time seeing people in live-action, but it was definitely my first time seeing people who didn’t care to be seen. They were doing everything they wanted even though we were just 4ft away from them. Otedola and I continued chatting, our voices getting louder and louder. We talked about how similar we were and shared almost the same views. He was me in a man’s body. He didn’t take life seriously and just took every day as it came; he talked about wanting to quit his job after getting enough money and just chilling. He was full of vibes, dreams, and aspirations, the most intriguing one was his desire to be a billionaire, hence why I called him Otedola. That was partly because I didn’t get his name even though he said it like 4times that night, I didn’t remember it, and I was very embarrassed to ask. We were vibing and started getting comfortable with the scene beside us when again, the guy stood up with a dickprint, the biggest one I have ever seen. I pulled the girl up, and they went straight into the kitchen; there I was, thinking, “what the fuck is up with this kitchen?” The kitchen door was half wood, half glass; it had a lot of shelves and tables that could be used to one’s advantage. About 2mins in, I started hearing sounds; maybe it was that good, or she was just a screamer, but boy! she was screaming at the top of her lungs; hearing her scream and give commentary was enough to get me excited. I could see from the glass as they moved from one position to the other. It was so hot and steamy; Otedola and I were engrossed in it. One time we turned and saw her five fingers on the glass. Because of how the glass on the door was made, everything looked like a silhouette. Her five fingers on the wall with breasts dangling and the guy hitting it from behind was the therapy I didn’t know I needed. Otedola and I were fixated on sight; soon, we started running our commentary. Talmbout “whose fingers are those” “Did you see that? he just spanked her” “are those his legs?” It was undoubtedly the best porn I have ever unintentionally seen. I remember saying to Otedola, “If I ever want to have sex in public, that’s how I want it done” If I could rate them, I’d give them a 9/10. 90% of that is because of the woman. Everything from her performance to her body flowed like silk. She was the show.
We didn’t need to play dirty games for people to get down to it. I realised Lagos people are naturally horny and do not need to be triggered. They’ll always find a way. In one night, I saw six people, three pairs, go for it, even after playing tic tac toe. Kay told me he had had Xrated games night in the past where everyone ended up naked in one way or another. I’m looking forward to attending one of those, as the cleaner and telling you all
